My e-penis is huge!

The two monitors have duel inputs, there is a computer to the left that cannot be seen, but if my main computer crashes, or has to do a lengthy filesystem check, I can switch over to a backup instantly.

The other computer, laser B/W printer and a colour inkjet. Oh and a gay antenna.

These magnets came from an 80s hard drive the size of the moon. I attached them to the clip of my knife.

Knife stashed under the desk, ready to stab some terrorists. Or cut up an orange even.